ladysaviours:

nevver:

Lightning strikes St. Paul’s on the day the Pope quits

#thanks god for giving your opiinon

thedailywhat:

E-Card of the Day: You Caged My Heart

Head over to the #1 Nic Cage fan subreddit /r/onetruegod for more lovely Cage-themed Valentine’s Day e-cards.

napoleonbonerhard:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

compos-dementis:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

jumpingjacktrash:

dduane:

chiffonandribbons:

Marchesa S/S 2013

Now THAT is a dress.

i am normally ‘meh’ about fashion, but THAT is impressive.

Jeeeeeeeeesus!!!

WANT!!

omfg laura why didn’t you make that tag visible

#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous

I SINCERELY FEEL LIKE VOMITING WITH RELIEF RN.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

allthecleverthings:

fernacular:

monkeywitch:

mushrooomz:

If you consume dairy or eggs, you are NOT a feminist. The dairy and egg industries are the biggest form of female oppression there is.

Th

I

wh—

jugglesgeese:

gaypornsword:

solveitwithchocolate:

homestuckkeyblades:

dogbuns:

WHY IS THERE A SKULL AND CROSSBONES

IM NOT SURE IF IM READY TO HANDLE A FURBY

I THINK IVE MADE A MISTAKE

JUST DON’T POUR WATER ON IT

DON’T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT

nO

This is how the world will end..

Not with a bang, but a “~Hello~”

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

reapersun:

hey cara i drew you a birthday gift, i hope that isn’t weird @w@;;

/CASUALLY ON THE FLOOR SOBBING

aurimynonys:

daystarsearcher:

gretchenalice:

I may have stifled a gasp when I saw this. 

(Done by the imitable Amy Mebberson.)

OH MY GOD RAPUNZEL FOUR

JESUS CHRIST I WANT TO BE RAPUNZEL FOUR SO BADLY

pocketfell:

whoisnotmyname:

pettyartist:

ennish:

thelastdandelion:

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.

gfjdfhjgh THE TRUMPETS

I AM CRY

OH MY GOD …..

I AM CRY